If you want in on the Discordian Society
then declare yourself what you wish
do what you like
and tell us about it
or
if you prefer
don't.

There are no rules anywhere.
The Goddess Prevails.
Hail Eris.
Chao.

(The word Chao --pronounced similar to "cow"-- was coined as the singular of chaos. In the Discordian religion the chao is a symbol of the pataphysical nature of reality; singular instances of chaos being at the center of pataphysical theory. )

The word is a pun that enables the following couplet in the Principia Discordia:

To diverse gods
Do mortals bow;
Holy Cow, and
Wholly Chao.